God Has Cursed Me For My Hubris

fairycosmos:

mistakes are so normal and human and inevitable and necessary and real. if i make one however please put me to death

sleepy-bebby:

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

orphanedsource:

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

I’ve acquired a creature that stares at you no matter which direction you look at it from

I’m hypnotized 

Oh my GOSH I love <3333

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anarcho-skamunist:

Genuinely fucked that cultural perception of aging is getting warped to the point where people in their twenties are considered old at the same time that all the constructed milestones of independence and self sufficiency that have become expected of adulthood are getting further out of reach for the majority of people. Like, no, you haven’t missed out on anything, no one has “wasted” their 20s, or 30s, or any stretch of time, it’s just that a lot of things really fucking suck right now. There isn’t anything important you can do at, say, age 21 that you can’t also do every other age after that.

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animate-mush:

sharkangelic:

wheeloffortune-design:

you know you’re good at your job when every single person tells you “thank god you’re back”

Boss makes a dollar
You make a dime
You read unsanitary pirate slash
On company time

Look if you read fanfic on the clock and everyone is still relieved that you’re back you must just be that got-dang good at your job

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is-the-post-reliable:

iusedtousemyrealname:

Okay, hear me out, maybe we should let Tumblr do a little more algorithmic exploration. Because I just got recommended @nyancrimew​, the famous freedom hacker liberator of FAA ban lists security information specialist because they are like @is-the-post-reliable​, the semi-regular factchecker of bad posts.

And I want to see the other kinds of connections Tumblr might make…

this is unironically fascinating to me

yourlocaladhder:

“It’s ok to disappoint people.” has got to be MOST powerful, life changing advice I have ever heard.

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spicyblogger2:

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My little sister’s new boyfriend got a tattoo for her about a month ago and he wanted matching tattoos so he decided to get uh. The tattoo on her ankle of her ex boyfriend’s name that she hasn’t gotten covered up yet

She broke up with him but I also just got the same tattoo

OK my dad also got it

DYLAN!

It took five months but we finally convinced my stepmom to also get it

My fucking manager got it

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animentality:

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